Can I ride a cow? Is that something people do?
(I'm laughing at that joke too you know.)
Right now I am looking at three cows. Two look so skinny a parakeet would crack their bones, but this one, he or she looks ready to be mounted. It's laying here on the ground, chomping away at the grass and probably thanking God for a slow metabolism. It's young, but if its not eaten any time soon I may try to ride this thing before I leave the country.