Really though, Columbus... What were you thinking landing on such a hot island?
I spent my lunch break sweating in my room under my mosquito net and abanico. This is my life, and at the end of the day, when my zinc roof makes my house sound like the world is ending during a rain storm, I still love it.
Also, I debate shaving my head around 1:00 every day. I think that's why Spanish countries have siestas. To prevent all if their ladies from balding themselves purposefully.