Older dominican man. I saw you over there. You were smoking a cigarette and attempting to catch my eye with yours. Those tricks you were doing with the smoke as you blew it out of your mouth would have been cool if this were 1914. I'm sorry to tell you that when I turned my head away and had a look on my face that you thought was flirty, that was actually me attempting to hold my breath and avoid your draft. I also haven't learned enough spanish to tell you that I don't know what your saying... You may misinterpret my laughter as interest. Sorry to say, not interested, though I may take dance tips if I ever decide to become an awkward stripper.
Take that cigarette else ware,