It's been said that I may be Dominican. This is usually combatted by the way I butcher the Spanish language. Sometimes I am thought to be of Dominican descent, raised by Dominican parents in America who didn't teach me Spanish. Well, that's not true either. I've heard that I speak the Spanish that I do speak like a Dominican. Well that makes sense, because I learned the language here.
The newest explanation as to why I must be Dominican? I speak English the way a Dominican, native Spanish speaking Dominican, speaks English after they've been taught the language by a foreigner.
Thank you very much, I will never be myself.